Divorce and marriage
Malcolm lived on as usual, both in his career in crime and looking after his businesses. His electrical store was now Rank 2 but he hadn’t spent much time at the restaurant. When he was busy in his study he didn’t want his son annoying him or getting into the bathroom so he locked him outside on the balcony.
He sat there quite happily even after Malcolm snr had gone to bed and left him there. Jancine woke up and unlocked the door to feed him and put him to bed.
A couple of days later, Malcolm jnr grew into school age so he could use the bedroom above the garage and not bother Malcolm snr.
He has the scary eyebrows.
Meanwhile Malcolm’s legal wife, Mehrissa, and her ‘landlord’, Adrian Lewis, started getting friendly.
Larissa wasn’t too happy at first at all the cuddling and kissing with her mother, but she got used to it. Adrian wanted to marry Mehrissa but realised he couldn’t propose until she’d officially broken up with Malcolm.
So Mehrissa invited the unsuspecting Malcolm around while Larissa was at school. She was going to start an argument, but as it happens, she didn’t need to do anything because Malcolm caught her kissing Adrian who had just come up randomly and hugged her.
That’s all Mehrissa needed to break up with Malcolm.
Adrian wasted no time in proposing to her, even while Malcolm was still there.
Malcolm still didn’t like them hugging…
Adrian couldn’t stand around and see his fiancee being slapped so he attacked Malcolm.
Although Malcolm won the fight, Adrian asked him to leave. He had the option of paying him off with 50 Simoleans but he wasn’t about to give Malcolm a penny.
Mehrissa got a job as a lab assistant to help pay the bills. Malcolm had never allowed her to work when she was his wife. Adrian and Mehrissa had enough money to build upstairs.
And it was upstairs that they got married privately, with Larissa the only witness.
Mehrissa Landgraab IV was now Mehrissa Lewis and she was very happy.
The end of the Landgraab girls
Who was this evil bastard drowning girls?
But the girls actually softened him up. He didn’t want to drown any of them.
This is Billy – not ugly either.
Bobby with some weird cheek thing happening.
As children they looked identical (they were twins). They’re the first set of twins I’ve seen who actually were identical.
Extermy couldn’t decide which one he should spare, so he spared neither of them.
Although Billy had been in the water longer, it was Bobby who died first.
Now all the girls but Tracey were dead. Malcolm couldn’t afford to let anyone know so he had Extermy done away with as well.
Extermy had devoted his life to the girls – bringing them up, then killing most of them. He’d become an elder. And all he’d got out of it was a measly 50,000.
Tracey dropped out of college and is now living in Veronaville with the son of one of my families. You’ll have to go here to follow up on her story and Jerome’s.
Now back to the main Landgraab story.
Taking the plunge
Well, poor Extermy braved himself for drowning China and later, Macey. He kept their urns in his room until China’s ghost left too much water lying around everywhere and sold them off. Tracey went off to college and avoided experiencing the death of Macey (she was rather sad about the drowning of China, funnily enough).
Macey.
Now Extermy has Billy (now a child) and Bobby, a baby. Billy isn’t ugly either. In fact none of the kids have been really ugly (as others have said of Landgraab’s offspring). Extermy can’t quite bring himself to drown Billy just yet. He might wait until Bobby’s grown into a child too and see which is the uglier to drown…
Getting rid of the superfluous
Malcolm wasn’t too happy that his five illegitimate daughters survived. He didn’t want them clamouring for his wealth when they got older. One legitimate daughter was enough.
So he hired Termy Nator to adopt them all and kill them off as soon as they reached school age. Unfortunately the first child adopted was a black kid who was orphaned in Veronaville after being neglected by his parents and a subsequent adoptive parent. Then came Tracey. Termy Nator couldn’t handle it though. She was going nuts already and the kids were taken away again. Malcolm got rid of her and hired Extermy Nator, a hard heartless man who didn’t care about kids. Malcolm told him to kill the black kid as well.
But Jerome was so cute that Extermy couldn’t bring himself to kill him. He formed a bond with him and gave Jerome the attention he’d never had. Extermy had no intention of killing him off. Tracey was delivered again and Extermy prepared himself to drown her when she reached school age.
Both kids reached school age and Tracey went in the pool and Extermy took the ladder away. However, Tracey wasn’t so ugly as a kid – she looked ok, so Extermy didn’t want to kill her either. He put the ladder back.
Baby China was delivered next and Extermy looked after her while the others went to school. As a toddler China looked like Tracey.
Tracey patting China.
China looking up at teenage Tracey.
Jerome became a teen and went off to college, leaving Tracey and her sister. There are still three girls to come. Will Extermy actually kill any of them?
The long road to an heir
All Malcolm wanted was an heir – a boy. His lover, Stacey was pregnant – all good. But she had a girl which she called Tracey. Not good. So Stacey invited Malcolm over to try again. Fast forward the few days of pregnancy and in the meantime Tracey becomes a toddler.
Again, not pretty, but not completely ugly either. Unfortunately, Stacey had another girl and called it China. Malcolm suggested she get rid of them. He didn’t want them. And to move into his house and have anything she wanted she needed to produce a son. There was no room for unwanted girls.
So Stacey ignored them.
She left the girls to it until the social worker came and took them away. 
The social worker’s happy to take them off her hands. Now Stacey could try again, so she invited Malcolm over for a third try. Pregnant for the third time, Stacey hoped….
But no, it was girl number three, which she called Macey. Here’s fat Malcolm actually holding one of his children – daughter number four.
Macey grew into a toddler.
She’s basically a clone of Tracey. I can see why people think Malcolm’s kids look like Chucky.
Malcolm visited again for one more try to get the son he wanted. At least Stacey had no trouble getting pregnant.
I waited nervously as the day arrived. I hoped it was a boy…..
Stacey was having twins. Oh no, I thought. Surely one would be a boy…..
I burst out laughing when I saw that Stacey had had twin girls! Un-fucking-believable!
Stacey had been through four pregnancies, producing five girls. She’d had her last chance. She had to go.
I hoped to wipe out the whole family but, of course, only Stacey died and then the social worker walked through the wall and did her magic.
Whoosh and toddler Macey was gone.
She actually picked up the twins and took them away. I feel sorry for anyone who wants to adopt.
Unbelievable – six daughters and all Malcolm wanted was one son.
So, I tried again – producing another Landgraab V and called her Jancine (dunno where that name came from). Instead of making her a Pisces (which I suspect probably produce girls), I made her a Virgo. Unlike Stacey, who was a fortune Sim, Jancine is a knowledge Sim. It was Mehrissa who got to know her first and when Jancine was invited over to their house, she met Malcolm. It took quite a few visits by Malcolm before they got past cuddling on the bed.
I awaited the result of her pregnancy nervously. I was about to give up…
Whatever the difference, Jancine produced the much wanted boy – Malcolm Landgraab V.
Finally!!!
Larissa had, meanwhile, grown into a child.
I’ve seen way uglier.
Malcolm informed Mehrissa.
Mehrissa and Larissa got booted out of the house to make way for the heir and his mother. They moved in with Adrian Lewis (ex boyfriend of Penny Collie).
Here they are outside his little hovel. They will have to have 3 beds in the one bedroom.
What a bastard Malcolm is – but then we knew that anyway.
Malcolm Landgraab IV
Malcolm Landgraab IV was alone in his big house and had two businesses – Club Dante and the electrical store (the name of which I’ve forgotten at the moment). He had a garage with no door and no car, so first purchase was a garage door and car! He drove to his club. What a boring place it was. His sole employee got bored, no doubt, and quit. Malcolm did the place up a bit but got fed up and sold it for 89,000. He then went to his electrical store and rearranged things there. His employee there is a good worker so he gave her a raise. But now he wanted a new business. In the meantime he chatted up various women as potential mothers of his son – the next heir.
A park-like plot had become available so Malcolm built a French restaurant on it (it cost him 139,000) and employed three people. It hasn’t opened yet, so we’ll see how it goes.
One of the women Malcolm got friendly with was Mehrissa Fleig and she was the best bet to accept his proposals.
She moved in and Malcolm told her to go shopping for some nice clothes and tart herself up a bit.
Here she is putting away the pieces left after she broke the grandfather clock. Oops. A new one cost 3,500. She’s already cost Malcolm lots of money (after spending up large in the clothing store).
Malcolm didn’t propose marriage to her until she was pregnant.
She’s happy. Doesn’t she know the Landgraab reputation?
The day of the wedding came and Mehrissa was tired and uncomfortable as pregnancy was beginning to take effect. But she made it.
Malcolm seemed to get more than 8 guests as passers-by joined in (as well as the gardener and maid) and the majority of them were women.
Malcolm loved it and even flirted with one of them while Mehrissa was taking a nap.
Anyway, time passed and Mehrissa had the baby and… it was a girl. Mehrissa called it Larissa. Malcolm didn’t care – he’d wanted a boy to call Malcolm.
Mehrissa caught Malcolm flirting with a Professor and the relationship stats took a plunge. Malcolm wasn’t worried.
He had at least three women he could call on to kiss and cuddle, as well as a new resident across the road.
Malcolm doesn’t specifically like blondes but there seems to be a definite attraction.
There is a problem with Malcolm wanting another son called Malcolm. Malcolm V Landgraab IV sounds like a football score. You can change surnames through a program called SimPE but I’ve read that it can stuff up the game and appears difficult to use (judging by the cries for help). So I got around that by creating Stacey Landgraab V (the woman on the bed above). Malcolm doesn’t even have to marry her – she just needs to create a son – and she’s pregnant already.
Meanwhile baby Larissa was about to be a toddler.
I’d also heard about so many Landgraab offspring being the ugliest Sims people had ever seen. I was curious….
Ok, she’s not pretty, but she’s hardly the ugliest. The offspring of Daniel Collie, my family in Veronaville, are far uglier – far far uglier.
I’m now curious to see how Malcolm’s next (illegitimate) offspring look.
